“It’s probably a good idea not to eat anything that’s been in your brother’s pants.”
— to Chester, when he asked if he could eat a snowball that fell out of Peanut’s pants leg when they were undressing after playing in the snow.
“I don’t care. You don’t throw your cheese at your dad.”
— to Peanut, when he decided to throw his cheese across the room, and his excuse when it went behind the big heavy furniture was, “But I was throwing it at you!”