The Wise One and I are watching tonight’s Larry King Live, and he just asked a group of seven mothers from the Mormon compound, randomly, “Did you ever think polygamy is wrong?”
Yes, Larry. They’re on tv in their homemade matching dresses with 14-inch bangs to defy their prophet and denounce the only life they’ve ever known. And you’re only six minutes into the interview.
And they just cut for a commercial break: Larry says, “Well, we know polygamy is against US law; we’ll ask if it’s against God’s law, right after this.” Larry’s been senile for a while, but sometimes I think he’s actually starting to lose it completely.
Maybe I’ll start a new blog category: Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Larry King Say.
Update: Here’s a teeny tiny screen shot from the cnn.com website; notice that the lady in the back right is asleep. Again. (She slept through most of the interview.)