Things I Never Thought I’d Say, #7.

By popular demand (mine), another installment of Things I Never Thought I’d Say As A Parent:
No, I really don’t want to see how slowly you can climb up the stairs.

Things I Never Thought I’d Say, #6.

Hi, internet. It’s been a long time. It’s not you, it’s me. Been a bit distracted, not as motivated to write, and certainly not spending as much time in front of the computer as I did when I was working.
I’m not going to make any promises about whether this is a return to blogging, but [...]

Things I Never Thought I’d Say, #5.

“Huh. I didn’t know you had a lizard collection.”

Things I Never Thought I’d Say, #4

“Your mother just burped really loud, right in your ear, and you didn’t even show her any appreciation.”

Things I Never Thought I’d Say, #3

It’s been a while, but it’s time for another installment of Things I Never Thought I’d Say as a Parent:
“It’s probably a good idea not to eat anything that’s been in your brother’s pants.”
– to Chester, when he asked if he could eat a snowball that fell out of Peanut’s pants leg when they were [...]

Things I Never Thought I’d Say, #2

“No, the flap isn’t there so that you can scratch it.”

Things I Never Thought I’d Say

With a new blog comes a new category of posts: Things I Never Thought I’d Say as a parent. Every parent has these, and there are the obvious Things:

Because I Said So
Go Ask Your Mother
I’ll Give You Something To Cry About
Just Wait Until We Get Home

These are not those Things. These are unique Things, like [...]