Category Archives: Things: boys

By popular demand (mine), another installment of Things I Never Thought I’d Say As A Parent: No, I really don’t want to see how slowly you can climb up the stairs.

Hi, internet. It’s been a long time. It’s not you, it’s me. Been a bit distracted, not as motivated to write, and certainly not spending as much time in front of the computer as I did when I was working. … Continue reading →

“Huh. I didn’t know you had a lizard collection.”

“Your mother just burped really loud, right in your ear, and you didn’t even show her any appreciation.”

It’s been a while, but it’s time for another installment of Things I Never Thought I’d Say as a Parent: “It’s probably a good idea not to eat anything that’s been in your brother’s pants.” – to Chester, when he … Continue reading →

“No, the flap isn’t there so that you can scratch it.”

With a new blog comes a new category of posts: Things I Never Thought I’d Say as a parent. Every parent has these, and there are the obvious Things: Because I Said So Go Ask Your Mother I’ll Give You … Continue reading →